"Every year someone comes out of this looking like a donkey!"
--Kevin Costner (Draft Day)
Today was DANCING WITH THE STARS DRAFT DAY on the morning show. We each got to pick 3 dancers. The first one to have all 3 of their dancers eliminated is the big loser and will feel the wrath of the other 2.
Who will be this year's donkey?
Freddie: Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air")
Lissa: Bethany Mota (YouTube Beauty Guru)
Rock: Antonio Sabato Jr. ("General Hospital" hearthrob)
Freddie: Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong, "Up In Smoke")
Lissa: Lolo Jones (Olympic Track & Field Star)
Rock: Janel Parrish (Mona on "Pretty Little Liars")
Freddie: Lea Thompson (Lorraine McFly in "Back to the Future")
Lissa: Sadie Robertson (Willie Robertson's 17 yr old daughter on "Duck Dynasty")
Rock: (Jonathan Bennett (Aaron Samuels from "Mean Girls")
Those are the picks. How do you think it will all shake out? Which one of us will be this season's BIG LOSER?
Another comedy voice was silenced today. But now, the more I think of it, Joan Rivers roared so loud, her words will live on forever. She was constantly pushing the envelope and was never afraid to say what was on her mind. Yeah, sometimes she pushed too hard. But that's what made Joan, Joan.
And without Joan Rivers, there would be no Roseanne...no Kathy Griffin...no Chelsea Handler...no Sarah Silverman...or any of the other great female comics that followed in her footsteps and tried roaring just as loud.
Here's a few of my fave lines that Joan leaves with us.
We're still laughing.
1--Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
2--My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
3--Half of all marriages end in divorce—and then there are the really unhappy ones.
4--I wish I had a twin so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.
5--I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.
6--I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
7--Looking fifty is great—if you're sixty.
8--The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
9--I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
10--I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
This week on GIRL TALK with Melissa from The Weekender we reflected on our 20's. What was the biggest thing you took with you from your 20's?
I learned how to be independent. After college, I moved to Ohio and lived in a small apartment on the first floor of a house. I thought this was the coolest thing ever. My own place! But I didn't know the first thing about cooking, cleaning, or keeping the place up and running. It was on the job training. And for me, the ultimate learning experience.
And I also learned how to drive a stick! :)
How about YOU?
Here's a few comments from listeners...
--I wish I had the knowledge in my 20's that I have now...but what I have learned is what is meant to be will ALWAYS find it's way & does not need to be forced.
--I didn't think that I had a look at price tags so in my 20s I had that same attitude so I was robbing Peter to pay Paul until one day they took my car so I went to my parents for help and for once my parents did not help me. They said "figure it out" and I did. I learned a really good lesson from that!
--In my 20s I learned that it's ok to be single. Worry about your goal because there is always time for a relationship.
--I'm only 24, and realizing just how real those college loans are at a few hundred $$$ a month on top of rent, gas, groceries, cell phone, etc. I have an elementary teaching degree and of course I'm still trying to get a permanent position.
--Don't loan money to friends!
--I learned to not compare my accomplishments to anyone else's. We all do things in our time. Who cares if all your friends are married, that doesn't mean they are all happy.
--I learned to talk things out instead of getting angry and letting things ruin my day. This has made every day happier!
--I learned that student loans are real, and not "so off in the future".
--I learned it's all downhill after 25 (I turn 47 next month)
--I learned not to base life decisions on a guy. I have 2 daughters and my hope is they learn from my experience.
--I had triple digits partners, thought it was cool then, but now not so much. Alot of women don't take me serious or won't give me the time of day because of how many women I've been with....they think I'm after one thing. So my lesson learned is, don't sleep around. Even though I was safe, its not cool. They remember.
--I learned the value of patience and taking my time with pretty much everything.
(Day 2 after heart surgery. Nice puffy hands from all the fluid in my system. That heart pillow wasn't for show. It made it less painful to cough or sneeze!)
It was 5 years ago today that I had heart surgery. I am forever grateful to Dr. Casale, Dr. Stella, my PA Doug Long and all the nurses & staff at the Geisinger Heart Hospital that got me through a difficult time in my life.
Before I left work, I sent out the following email.
From: Rocky Sent: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:19 PM To: WILKES-BARRE USERS Subject: ROCK'S SUMMER SABBATICAL
I thought I'd get everyone caught up on my "Summer Sabbatical" in case you haven't heard. I will be off the radio for the entire month of July.
Last October I went in for a physical, and my doc found a heart murmur. Pretty crazy because just a month earlier I ran a 1/2 marathon and had no symptoms at all. More tests determined I had a leaky valve.
Hold off on the pig valve jokes as I won't need it replaced. Thankfully. Tuesday I am having valve repair surgery @ Geisinger, WB. My surgeon, Dr. Casale, says I should be in the hospital 3-5 days and home 4-6 weeks. After that, I should be good as new and able to run & workout like before.
Have a good day,
It’s still hard to believe. One minute you are feeling perfectly fine, and the next, doctors are telling you that there are serious problems.
What did I learn from all this?
Be proactive! Take care of your body. And don’t write off those annual checkups. One exam could save your life. It saved mine!
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. ~Norman Cousins
I love it when one of our off-air conversations make it on air.
This morning, while a song was playing, Freddie was telling us about walking out to the garage in his slippers to check on his cats.
Slippers??? Freddie wears slippers? Who knew?
He turned to Lissa for validation.
“You wear slippers, right?”
I hear the word “slippers” and I immediately think of my Dad. Not that that’s a bad thing, but it brings back memories of my Dad. Sunday morning. Robe. Slippers. V8 Juice. Later, he’d sit on the couch and light a pipe.
Slippers to me, are something Dads and Grandpas wear.
Are guys in their 20’s and 30’s that listen to our show REALLY wearing slippers???
Apparently I’m kind of standing alone on this! :)
Here’s what some of you said in the Text Club--
I absolutely hate feet so I'd rather have them covered by socks, slippers, or something. Everyone I know wears slippers.
My son is 19 and he is very particular about his footwear and he rocks his slippers!
I agree with Rocky. I'm 34 and don't plan on getting a pair of "slippers" for at least 30 years from now.
I'm a guy 23 and I wear Spongebob slippers...my girlfriends loves them too.
Rocky we can slap some skull and cross bones on them and whatever else you want on there to help you feel better about them
My boyfriend is 28 and wears his slippers (moccasins) all the time. I had to buy a new pair for Christmas last year bc his old ones were too smelly and ratty, I couldn't stand them.
Rocky join the dark side you get a Cookie with your slippers
I'm 53. Slippers? No way. Ever.
Yes! My 35 year old boyfriend wears slippers. Usually to step outside to smokeI am 39 and wear tweety slippers
Rocky that if you have a pet and have ever stepped in something warm and squishy at 2 o'clock in the morning you would wear slippers too
I am 33 and I have been wearing slippers since I'm like 16.
I agree with Rocky. Slippers remind me of my Dad.
I love it when a guy will wear slippers and be cozy with me. I wouldn't want him cuddling with me, with sneakers on xD LOL
Slippers are INSIDE SHOES that are clean! Why would u wear disgusting outside shoes that u step in spit, pee or whatever else on ur rugs!!!!!
I'm 35 and I wear slippers around the house and outside to water the flowers and my girlfriend 26 she also wears them
My husband is from Eastern Europe and as soon as he walks through the door at home, on go the slippers! - Allison
Thanks to everyone that rode in the 5th Annual Heritage Valley Bike Tour on Saturday. Despite a limited amount of sunshine, it still turned out to be another great day on a bike. In fact, any day on a bike is a great one!
My team, the 4 Stooges, rode the 22 miler to Carbondale & back.
The start of any bike ride is always the most challenging part of the day. One screwup, and it's Dominos!
Hello Carbondale! We're halfway to the finish line.
I took a second to take a selfie in Archbald. Not sure why my piehole is open. Things with wings soon discovered it.
The Lackawanna River Heritage Trail is a 70+ mile long recreation trail along the Lackawanna River. It runs from the NY border south to Pittston. It's a simply amazing trail system with new sections opening all the time.