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Top 10 Lame Injuries



Yesterday I admitted on air to hurting my neck...pumping gas.  My sad attempt to feel better was to find someone with a lamer injury. 

We can ALWAYS count on Rocky & Lissa listeners to win in a game of CAN YOU TOP THIS?

The following our actual lame injuries from real-life KRZ listeners.

I now present (drum roll please)...


The TOP 10 LAME INJURIES


10--I did a risky business type slide across a hardwood floor. I broke my elbow, had to get surgery with pins, plates, & screws & had six months of physical therapy.

9--My hubby threw his back out putting his pants on.

8--I sneezed in the shower and pulled a muscle in my neck.

7--My son broke his leg doing a victory dance while playing beer pong

6--I was sitting at a table putting on mascara and sent my back into a major spasm.  I couldn't walk for the rest of the day and it took about a week for it to clear up.

5--I pulled muscle in back bending over the sink to spit while brushing my teeth.

4--I coughed and got a hernia

3—I gave myself a black eye trying to untangle the dog leash.

2—We still have a co-worker out on workers comp.  She threw out her back clicking the computer mouse…6 months ago!

1--I sneezed and farted simultaneously and pulled a groin muscle in the middle of a staff meeting.

(We're still trying to verify #1.  If it's you, please call our show immediately!!!)


 



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06/25/2013 5:49PM
Top 10 Lame Injuries
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06/26/2013 10:32AM
I sprained my ankle putting on my sneaker...
The podiatrist actually laughed at me!
06/26/2013 1:25PM
Queen of Lame Injuries
I sprained my neck getting into my car, that was in December. I'm still in physical therapy. Also, one of my friends threw a football and I had a massive black eye and bruise across my face for two weeks.
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