Yesterday I admitted on air to hurting my neck...pumping gas. My sad attempt to feel better was to find someone with a lamer injury.
We can ALWAYS count on Rocky & Lissa listeners to win in a game of CAN YOU TOP THIS?
The following our actual lame injuries from real-life KRZ listeners.
I now present (drum roll please)...
The TOP 10 LAME INJURIES
10--I did a risky business type slide across a hardwood floor. I broke my elbow, had to get surgery with pins, plates, & screws & had six months of physical therapy.
9--My hubby threw his back out putting his pants on.
8--I sneezed in the shower and pulled a muscle in my neck.
7--My son broke his leg doing a victory dance while playing beer pong
6--I was sitting at a table putting on mascara and sent my back into a major spasm. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day and it took about a week for it to clear up.
5--I pulled muscle in back bending over the sink to spit while brushing my teeth.
4--I coughed and got a hernia
3—I gave myself a black eye trying to untangle the dog leash.
2—We still have a co-worker out on workers comp. She threw out her back clicking the computer mouse…6 months ago!
1--I sneezed and farted simultaneously and pulled a groin muscle in the middle of a staff meeting.
(We're still trying to verify #1. If it's you, please call our show immediately!!!)