Here's the list we were talking about this morning. Learn it. Live it. This WILL BE on the test Friday.
1-- I think we should see other people. (Don't breakup via text. Be a man and do it over the phone. :) I mean face-to-face.)
2-- Will You Marry Me? (Really? A proposal? She'll never see that one coming. Go back to #1 and don't collect $200!)
3-- Anything longer than 2 sentences. (Remember what else your phone does? It works just like A PHONE!!! Call the person.)
4-- Any text that requires an answer other than YES or NO. (Remember what you learned in Rule #3?)
5-- A photo of your junk. (Obvious, but it needs to be said. Has there ever been a woman turned on by this? If so, there's a line of guys that want your number! And ladies, if you're guilty, there's a bunch of guys willing to give you THEIR number.)