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Summer Movie Guide



Cookouts, tank tops and construction on 81…the summer season is starting to heat up.  Since THE AVENGERS kicks off the Summer Blockbuster season at the movies this weekend, we put together this handy guide of the biggest movies of the summer.

What is the movie you are MOST LOOKING FORWARD to seeing?

Here’s the list--
 
The Avengers  (May 4)
--A “Who’s Who” of Marvel comic super heroes.  Can’t miss.

Dark Shadows (May 11)
--Tim Burton directs the gothic soap starring Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins.

The Dictator (May 16)
--Sacha Baron Cohen returns.  Be prepared to be offended.

Battleship (May 18)
--Rihanna battles aliens.  That’s hot!

Men In Black III (May 25)
--Will Smith travels back in time.

Snow White & the Huntsman (June 1)
--New take on the Disney classic.

Prometheus (June 8)
--Ridley Scott, the dude that did Alien isn’t giving up too much about the plot of this Sci-fi thriller.

Madagascar 3:  Europe’s Most Wanted (June 8)
--All-star vocal cast returns.  Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, David Schwimmer.

That’s My Boy (June 18)
--Raunchy comedy starring Adam Sandler as Andy Samberg’s father.

Rock of Ages (June 15)
--Haven’t you always wanted to hear Tom Cruise sing “Pour Some Sugar on Me”?  Me neither. 

Abraham Lincoln:  Vampire Hunter (June 22)
--I must have missed that chapter in History class.

Magic Mike (June 29)
--Channing Tatum as a male stripper, which I guess he was at one time.  Women will be all over this one.

G.I. JOE:  Retaliation (June 29)
--Channing Tatum, The Rock, Bruce Willis.  Make it a Channing Tatum weekend.

The Amazing Spiderman (July 3)
--Peter Parker returns, this time in 3D & Imax.

Ted (July 13)
--Comedy from the warped mind of Seth MacFarlane stars Mark Wahlberg & a talking Teddy Bear with a foul mouth.  Trailer is hilarious.



The Dark Knight Rises (July 20)
--Big time budget of $250 million.  Box office should be big as well.

Neighborhood Watch (July 27)
--Comedy starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn & Jonah Hill.  Not the best timing with the Trayvon Martin story, but looks to be funny.  And they battle aliens!  The green kind.

Total Recall (August 3)
--Colin Farrell in the Arnold role.  Why mess with a classic?

The Bourne Legacy (August 3)
--No Matt Damon.  Jeremy Renner plays a new CIA agent.

Hope Springs (August 10)
--Steve Carell as a marriage therapist.  With Meryl Streep & Tommy Lee Jones.  Zzzzzz.

The Campaign (August 10)
--2 of the funniest guys on the planet Will Ferrell & Zack Galifianakis are running mates.

The Expendables 2 (August 17)
--Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Norris & more testosterone than the first one.

Sparkle (August 17)
--Whitney’s last movie.  Need I say more.  Jordan Sparks plays Sparkle.




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05/03/2012 6:56PM
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