Hiking, biking & kayaking! Sue and I just spent 5 incredible days in Southern Utah.
Here's a few of my favorite moments.
Inside Arches National Park. Inside the park you'll find, or can attempt to find, OVER 2000 natural stone arches. Here we are in front of The Windows Arches.
This is 3400 tons of fun...Balancing Rock at Arches. I wouldn't want to be around when this thing decides to fall!
The famous Double Arch at sunset. And to give you an idea of the size, notice the ant-like people in the bottom of the photo.
Does this rock formation resemble any famous movie character? HINT: think Star Wars.
Ha ha! Our guide led us to the top of this arch inside the Firery Furnaces.
This is the view from Deadhorse Point. Remember the final scene in "Thelma & Louise" where they drove their Caddy off a cliff? THIS is the cliff! 2 classic Cadillacs were wrecked to film that scene.
Ahhhhhhh!!! Kayaking the rapids of the Colorado River. One word: AWESOME!
Moab, Utah has some of the BEST mountain biking in the U-S. Even the GREEN (beginner) trails were challenging.
Utah. You definitely need to add it to your MUST SEE list, whether you hike, bike, kayak or off-road in a 4WD vehicle.
Arches National Park
MOAB Mountain Bike trails
If you're like me, you have troubling balancing when you're dancing in shoes.
I can't imagine doing it on wheels.
And not just any wheels.
Five guys decided to dance to Justin Bieber's "What Do You Mean?" on Segways.
You know, the personal moving devices? These are smaller and more compact than the ones you've probably seen. And there's no control arm to hang onto either.
It's pretty amazing to watch. So watch it already.
If you missed
this weekend, you missed a lot of funny things. Saturday Night Live
This one's my favorite. Hillary Clinton - played by cast member Kate McKinnon - came face-to-face with a bartender who looked an awful lot like Hillary Clinton. SNL
That's because the bartender was played by the real Hillary Clinton.
It's a very funny bit, and Hillary shows she's got some comedy chops. Who knew?
She took some shots at herself, and does a terrific impression of Donald Trump too.
My favorite moment is a brief cameo by Bill Clinton - SNL's Darrell Hammond.
Hillary Clinton's new friend seems awfully familiar.
Saturday Night Live on Saturday, October 3, 2015
Come on, Cosmopolitan.
It's your 50th anniversary, and you dedicate the cover to the Kardashian/ Jenner women?
And you call them " America's First Family?"
I'm sorry, there's got to be better choices for that honor.
The sub-title promises "16 Pages! Like You've Never Seen Them Before."
How is that? Fully-clothed?
SO excited to celebrate our 50th birthday with the Kardashian/Jenner ladies! Look for the issue on newsstands everywhere 10/13! http://cosm.ag/6180BM6ip
Cosmopolitan on Sunday, October 4, 2015
Halloween is not just the time for ghouls and goblins and trick-or-treaters.
It's the time for crafty people to get their craft on and make decorations out of fruits and vegetables and household items.
So our pals at BuzzFeed decided, let's get someone famous to tackle a few of these craft projects and see what happens.
So the grabbed Jack Black, and had him make jack o'lanterns out of oranges, and spider webs out of trash bags and more.
And what they got is hilarity.
Check it out.
Jack Black Tries Halloween Pinterest Hacks
BuzzFeed Video on Sunday, October 4, 2015
Ndamukong Suh is a defensive tackle for the MIami Dolphins.
He's pretty good at his job, but you could argue that he's a little over-agressive.
Back when he played for the Detroit Lions, he was suspended for stomping on Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers' ankle.
Yesterday, in a game against the New York Jets, Suh is seen chasing quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick out of bounds, then kicking his head and knocking his helmet off.
The Internet's buzzing about it. Accidental, or intentional?
You be the judge. But I'm calling a foul on this one.
A paddleboarder was paddling away on his board off the coast of Autralia, having a wonderful time.
And then he came face-to-face with a pair of Southern Right whales, a couple of very rare animals.
Nothing to worry about. The whales were completely calm, and seemed more curious than anything.
The best part: a local videographer had launched his drone camera, hoping to catch some footage of the whales.
As a bonus, he caught the close encounter too.
Check out the video. Setting John Lennon's "Imagine" as the soundtrack doesn't hurt one bit.
Stephen Colbert's already making his unique mark in the late-night spot vacated earlier this year by David Letterman.
The bits he's doing are so different than the bits being done on the other talkers.
Like this one, where he lies down on a blanket in a field and contemplates life with a buddy.
The buddy for this bit - Tom Hanks.
Very funny. Check it out.
This could be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.
A couple in Minnesota was scheduled to attend a wedding, but at the last minute, their babysitter was unable to take care of their kids, so they couldn't go to the wedding.
Things happen, right?
But a couple of weeks afterward, they got a bill in the mail for just under $80, the cost of the two meals that were ordered and not eaten, plus the service and tax charge. The bill came from the new bride and groom.
I wonder if the RSVP fully-disclosed the No-Show Fee?
We should check on that, don't you think?
The folks at Intel Security released a list of the top ten most malicious celebrities on the planet this week.
The celebrities themselves aren't necessarily malicious.
But doing an Internet search for them will more likely than not land you on a link to a website that's malicious - i.e., capable of whacking you with an Internet virus.
They rated the celebrities according to the likelihood that you'll end a search for them with a virus.
# 10. Actress Nina Dobrev - 13.2% likelihood
# 9. Singer Lorde - 13.6% likelihood
# 8. Actress Betty White - 14% likelihood
# 7. Comedian Amy Schumer - 14.7% likelihood
# 6. Singer Katy Perry - 14.9% likelihood
# 5. Rapper & Mr. Beyonce Jay Z - 15.8% likelihood
# 4. Singer Britney Spears - 16.4% likelihood
# 3. Singer Usher - 16.7% likelihood
# 2. Luke Bryan - 17.6% likelihood
# 1. DJ Armin van Buuren - 17.9% likelihood
Honestly, I've never heard of the last guy.
And I'm too afraid to Google him. Lord knows what might happen!