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Sept 15, 2011 ~ horrible people can still be good in bed

Okay, so when I got the text from Rocky last night saying that Michaele Salahi (White House party crasher) and Neal Schon (guitarist from Journey) had hooked up and run off together, I didn’t wanna believe it. I love Neal Schon. Rocky knows this. And he takes a sick subtle pleasure in ribbing me every time one of my 80’s rock icons does something stupid (which is pretty often….. note to Vince Neil – QUIT GETTING DUIs AND BEATING WOMEN UP!)

So Michaele has apparently glommed onto Neal, leaving her somewhat shlubby and hysterical husband Tareq to fend for himself. Tareq, meanwhile, assumed she was abducted by vicious, nunchuck-wielding terrorists (as if anyone cares enough about her to formulate an actual “kidnap plot”) and he placed several weepy, rambling, frantic calls to authorities BEGGING them to search for his wife. Turns out, she was sitting front row at a Journey concert staring dreamy-eyed at Mister Schon, singing “I’ll be all right withouuuuut youuuu…….um, YOU, Tareq. I meant you.”

I mean, come ON, is there a bigger hosebag on the PLANET than this woman?! Who DOES that to somebody? That’s even worse than K-Fed leaving poor knocked up Shar Jackson to go inseminate Britney!

And now all my favorite Journey songs are ruined – thanks Neal! They’ve been transformed into easy punchlines (aww, Tareq & Michaele had to go their “Separate Ways”…..”Who’s Crying Now”?)….. I just don’t know how you could ever trust a person after they’ve treated their former spouse so cruelly. Neal, listen to me, man – you’d better sleep with one eye open! Cuz Journey & Nightranger are on tour together right now, and while you might THINK she’s at the merch booth buying a “Sister Christian” hoodie, she’ll probably be on the tour bus showing everybody “the secret of her success”.

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Once a fame whore, always a fame whore. Neither are good qualities. I hope she gets what’s coming to her. Something incredibly crappy….. like a Steve Perry solo CD.

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