social twitter facebook google_plus

Lissa




My Ode To LiLo....

It was difficult to choke back tears as I read on air this heartfelt sonnet I'd penned for the lovely and talented Miss Lindsay Lohan. As you know, she heads to prison tomorrow. Words cannot express my inner turmoil.......somebody hold me (warning: when I'm upset, I get a little handsy...).

Dear Lindsay

By: Lissa

 Dear Lindsay Lohan, I miss you already.

But keep doing coke and you’ll look like Tom Petty.

I’m sorry our judges could not have gone easy,

On someone so freakin’ fantastically sleazy.

There’s so many things that I’ll miss about you,

Your skin is as green as ten Grinches, plus two.

You have more dirty fluids than a pit crew at Midas.

You sound like Vin Diesel with acute laryngitis.

But I’m sorry your dignity’s gone down a notch.

I still think it’s better than the name “Firecrotch”.

So for God’s sake, in prison let’s hope you recoup.

Cuz there’ll be four thousand Sam Ronsons watching you poop.

 The End


Tags :  
Social :
People : Lissa




 
07/19/2010 5:30AM
My Ode To LiLo....
Please Enter Your Comments Below
07/19/2010 9:54AM
Janet
Funny, very funny. I guess I never thought about it, but when you poop in jail, the toilet is just right there and ewwww. I would put my hands over my face and pretend I was alone. Ewww. Or, better yet, I will obey the GD law and not end up there in the first place!
07/06/2011 6:28PM
Google
Great Site…... Hey Admin , Extremely nice blog , if you need backlinks to your website I provide upto 10,000 high quality SEO backlinks for only $5. Check it out here :http://bit.ly/msweL2...
Title :
Comment :


advertise with us
Recent Blog Posts
Pole Dancing While Pregnant?
Catch and Release, Yankees Style
First Things First
Yellow Card or Grandma - Grandma Every Time!
How Will They Shatter?
Someone Should Block Him, Right?
Gerard in a Bottle
Geeks in Ectasy
Categories
Archives