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March 4, 2013 ~ why i'm horrible

I feel bad today. I’m a bad person. I’m a worse person than the people who park next to shopping cart corrals, but don’t put their cart in the corral….they just leave it loose to orbit through the parking lot.

My dear friend is in Miami right now and he keeps sharing pics from his tropical paradise. At first I was happy for him, responding with things like “Have FUN!” and “Don’t forget the SPF!” ……Now, as it’s getting colder in NEPA I’ve migrated to “I hope seagulls poop on your face” or “I hear jellyfish really go for the groin – happy swimming dillhole”.

I don’t like to be this way. But I feel he leaves me no choice. It’s like when Kate Upton told us all a few weeks ago that she got frostbite while shooting her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. The Christian/nice side of me was like “awww”, but the insecure human girl side of me was like “So? You’re the hottest chick in the solar system. Most women would dive naked into an ice fishing hole stuffed with piranha to look like you for 24 hours. You deserve frostbite. I hope seagulls pooped on your face right after they pooped on my friend.”

OF COURSE I DON'T MEAN THAT!!! But I feel the cold weather is starting to affect my attitude. I try to always have a sunny disposition, but you know what would help? ........Some freaking SUN! Haha! On Friday I went to catch some local live music cuz that ALWAYS puts me in a good mood. My friend Kate Hearity (k8) was playing at the Uptown in Wilkes Barre - she's so awesome! Had a blast with my crew! Happiness restored...

Kate & I   :) 

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