June 9, 2011 ~ this applies to everyone but Conan
Okay, you have until Monday to keep making Weiner jokes and then we’re done with it folks. Joke is played. Actually, I work in media so the joke felt played about two hours into our Wednesday morning show, but I’m giving the rest of society a little bit of leeway because not EVERYONE works at a radio station where the entire building is nothing but smartasses and one-uppers (and I mean that in the nicest way).
I feel like I hafta stamp this Weiner incident with an expiration date because (not even kidding) about a month ago I got hit with an “I’m Rick James, bitch!”……seriously. We can’t let this happen again. I almost clocked the guy in the face just outta principle. Why don’t we make some Urkel references while we’re at it? Or whip out a few rounds of “WHAZZZZUPPP?”
Bottom line: Weiner jokes – DONE as of Monday. “Winning” references (or any other Charlie Sheen lingo) – DONE as of a month ago. Dave Chappelle references – DONE as of the early 2000’s.
I don’t make the rules, people. I just enforce them…..as I yell “Sha-zam!” (Gomer Pyle……that’s new, right?)