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Is It Just Me?


I like to use the self-checkout at the grocery story whenever I shop.  That way, complete strangers aren't handling my food (it's a germ thing) or judging what I put in my belly.  And I like bagging my own stuff.  It's an organization thing.  I'm really not OCD, but I do have some of the traits!

But am I the only one that can't figure out how those dumb plastic grocery bag dispensers work?  It happened again yesterday.  I needed ONE MORE BAG to finish.  ONE MORE BAG.  I could sense the person next in line getting frustrated with my grocery bag incompetence.  Their eyes were like lazer beams piercing holes in the back of my head. 

I was clawing and ripping, pawing and scratching until finally I was able to set a bag free from its metal prison.

There's got to be a better way!




 


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