Don't do this to me again NJ!
Wow! Have you heard what’s happening in Camden, NJ? It’s the 2nd most violent city in America and now they are making it even easier for the scum of society to act up. The city just laid off ½ of its police force!
If you’ve even seen a concert on the waterfront you know you’re one wrong turn away from some real nice neighborhoods. Did I really just see a bunch of teens using the engine compartment of an abandoned Buick to grill burgers? Well, if you plan on seeing Dave this Summer, better pack a flak jacket.
I was born & raised in New Jersey. New Jersey I've been defending you most of my adult life. I’ve heard all the jokes. (Exit 168 if you need to know) But come on Garden State…get your act together.
Jersey Shore. The Real Housewives. Joe Piscopo. Now this?
As Wanda Sykes once said…
“Do you know how dirty New Jersey is? You drive thru New Jersey you’re gonna get a lump on your breast. Better get a Mammogram at the toll!”