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April 9, 2013 ~ tuesday, you sexy bitch


Hugh Hefner is 87 today. But his 24 year old wife says age has NOTHING TO DO with sexiness – he doesn’t look a day over a hundred million dollars. Haa... naw, I would never pick on somebody for their age, but this is something I don't get about the elder generation:

The handkerchief.
So people just keep snotting in the same rag all day and putting it back in their pocket? Is the glory of KLEENEX a secret we're keeping from these people? I feel like I should tell them. I mean, what if they're doing the same thing with condoms? It's just unnatural.

Speaking of unnatural, they just released a study that shows childless single women have a very unhealthy view of pets as their children. I'd be devastated by this if Fluffy and Melissa Junior weren't here to console me.... Enjoy the sun today! If you're going to Hef's birthday party avoid the Viagra cupcakes. Unless you wanna stand all night.


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04/09/2013 10:27AM
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