1. Don't make eye contact
2. Allow one bodily function at a time - no gas!
3. Forget the small talk
4. Chill with the sound effects, no one wants to hear the sounds of your relief.
5. Don't stand there with your hands on your hips, keep aim!
6. Believe in buffer stalls! If you can leave a stall in between you, do it!
7. Don't drop your pants to your ankles, that's gross and unnecessary!
8. Don't bring food or drinks in.
9. Don't walk away before you finish, it leaves a puddle for the next dude!
10. No phone calls!
11. Don't flush prematurely, it leaves the next guy some of your business and that's gross.
12. Don't form a line behind a guy going.
13. Don't lean on the wall in front of you, not only is it gross, but it's really unsanitary.
Friday, July 5th!
*Get in on our CELEB DEATH POOL!
*Qualify to Party Like a Rockstar w/ Nickelback @ 3
